100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?

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Complete list of jokes:
1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund
2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak
3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction
4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn
5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito
7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes
8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that"
9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live
10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning
12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld
18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture
20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven
24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license
25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe
28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died
30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet
31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage
32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!"
33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider
34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye
36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade
37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide
38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test
39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games
40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed
41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit"
42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl
44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang
45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back
49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry
51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!"
52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole
53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man
54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad
56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers
57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request
59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty
61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck
62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her
63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on
64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death
66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast
67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph)
68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war
69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca)
71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad)
72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed
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Matty_Ice _Wings . 2018-12-09
19:43 lol...?
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Yesenia Dianas . 2018-12-09
who is watching in 2018
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Slime it time it . 2018-12-09
The last one is yo mama so fat when she went out in a green Bikini everyone thought she was Godzilla!!!!
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Crystal June . 2018-12-09
Yo mama's so sexy inside
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Crystal June . 2018-12-09
Yo mama so sexy
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Jessica Mashburn . 2018-12-09
L
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Mrfortnitebeast346 ! . 2018-12-09
Anyone from 2018?
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Judith Kariuki . 2018-12-09
I told my mum and she is coming to kill you now have a good stay in hell
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Pablo Cepeda . 2018-12-09
cool
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Destiny Davis . 2018-12-09
2017
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sokting Ly . 2018-12-09
what the fuck, is this video
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Galaxyz . 2018-12-09
Yo mama so ugly She was the reason the dinosaur was extinct
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Crystal June . 2018-12-09
Yo mama so fat she sat on top and she broke the roof
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Jurga Kumpyte . 2018-12-09
YOUR MAMA SO UGLY she was just flying on en tacko AND GOT EATIN!!!!!🤓
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Marlene Aoina . 2018-12-09
Yo mama so fat she couldn’t walk up the stairways to heaven.
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withered mangle . 2018-12-09
Fuck the hell off
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Hilda Linares . 2018-12-09
Your mama so ugly she the reason the devil hide underground
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Hilda Linares . 2018-12-09
You mama so short: she got married to legos
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AshleyTheReactor And The Gamer Reviews . 2018-12-09
Yo mama SO UGLY that when she looked in the mirror it ran away
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AshleyTheReactor And The Gamer Reviews . 2018-12-09
Yo mama is so STUPED that when she look at the mirror it broke
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franko c . 2018-12-09
Your mum is so stupid she thinks that fanta is santa
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Qrfjrjt Vjcjdiv . 2018-12-09
Funny ez
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Qrfjrjt Vjcjdiv . 2018-12-09
Ok
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Landen Oestreich . 2018-12-09
Your mama so fat, Freddy krouger coudn,t cut her up
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Paul Miller . 2018-12-09
Your mama so ugly shy the Reznee that dory sez ,,just keep seem in, ,
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Maribel Rivera . 2018-12-08
Do a try not to laghe yo mama jokes
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Nataly Gutierrez . 2018-12-08
Your so stupid,she thought TIC TOK was a clock
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Kelly Starver . 2018-12-08
Yo mama so fat she can't even fit in her own house or heaven
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Helen Sandher . 2018-12-08
Yay godzzilla
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Paige Setterberg . 2018-12-08
Your mama is so fat that when she got clothes they didn’t have her size
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Helen Sandher . 2018-12-08
I love dinosaurs
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Helen Sandher . 2018-12-08
I HATE snakes
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Jaime Fout . 2018-12-08
You mama is shit
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Mc Mikey . 2018-12-08
Your mama so old your grandma is a dinosaur
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Gianluca LoPorto . 2018-12-08
This video has left me mentally scarred. I have no idea how I used to unironically like this
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Kuena Masupha . 2018-12-08
Yo mama so old she was god MOTHER
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LordMuffin LP . 2018-12-08
Jo Mama is so Ugly: when she look in the sky. Then the sky explodes
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Moses Graham . 2018-12-08
Yo mama so tall when she died God had to look up to see her face
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Youssef Alami . 2018-12-07
Yo mama's so poor, when she vomits she clenches her teeth
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Anime Vampire Gamerz 0919006 . 2018-12-07
98 i would do that too
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Anime Vampire Gamerz 0919006 . 2018-12-07
Yo mama is so hairy she would get the lead on king kong
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XxplayerxX Gamer . 2018-12-07
And shit
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XxplayerxX Gamer . 2018-12-07
You saih fick ass
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Miss Mangle the fox . 2018-12-07
You need a extreme makeover bitch! XD 12:15

And i watched them all
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sushy Dushy . 2018-12-07
Yo mama is so stupid that She though a crying baby omb
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Simon Haikali . 2018-12-07
I am sorry. Are u talking track about my mom?
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Party Sans . 2018-12-07
yo mama so fat no one was able to have sex with her
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BENDYFAN100 . 2018-12-07
Yo mama so short, she rides in the rubber duck to float on the water
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Bite Down With Jaws . 2018-12-07
Yo mama so short when she tried to eat Turky the turky ate her
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Reece Nardi . 2018-12-07
i watched the hole thing
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